Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Is it penis luge time yet?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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