margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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