so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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