My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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