I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I understand Curling. That high.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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