You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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