; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Randomize
