Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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