I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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