stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
We got so high we made milksteak
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
