is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
