I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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