So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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