Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
