i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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