god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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