Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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