Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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