shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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