whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
well you can't waste a boner
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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