So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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