we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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