i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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