This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
oh god the rape fog is back!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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