Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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