im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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