Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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