If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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