friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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