For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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