Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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