If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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