Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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