nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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