god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
it's great music for shaving your balls
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
