There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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