why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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