Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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