So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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