THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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