If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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