so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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