Grow some girl-balls and come out already
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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