She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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