and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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