420 ftw
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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