i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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