I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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