The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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