I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
